BREAKING NEWS: RAM Targeting Surpassing F-Series Sales "By 2090"

"shpuker" (shpuker) 09/06/2017 at 15:30 • Filed to: None

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EL_ULY > shpuker 09/06/2017 at 15:31

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Any bets on which OPPOnaut is Segio?

Any dibs on Akio Toyoda?

shpuker > EL_ULY 09/06/2017 at 15:34

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My guess is $kay got bored.

Although part of me hopes the actual Marchionne just said fuck it and went off the rails.

BeaterGT > shpuker 09/06/2017 at 15:37

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His sweaters would never allow it.

jimz > shpuker 09/06/2017 at 15:40

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ok, someone needs to register as “Sergio Marchionne’s Sweater” in the spirit of some of the old Gawker joke accounts like “Milton Berle’s C**k” and “Chris Christie’s Pannus.”

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > EL_ULY 09/06/2017 at 15:47

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I know who it is...

WilliamsSW > shpuker 09/06/2017 at 15:52

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http://smarchionne.kinja.com/im-the-ceo-of-fca-ama-1798680495

There’s a few funny nuggets in here, but about half of the responses seem semi-serious.

What’s really funny is that there are a few people who really seem to believe they’re talking to the CEO of FCA on Kinja.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > jimz 09/06/2017 at 15:54

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What type of things would it say?

shpuker > jimz 09/06/2017 at 15:58

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Let the burner influx commence

jimz > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 09/06/2017 at 16:27

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stuff like “che cazzo fai, idiota?”

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > jimz 09/06/2017 at 16:30

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lol. It’s funny because he’s lived in Canada since the age of 13. Everyone thinks he’s as Italian as Enzo Ferrari, but nope.

He’s also currently a member of the Board of Philip Morris International Inc. Nothing like a helping to run two bad companies.

Chariotoflove > shpuker 09/06/2017 at 16:51

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You seem to be implying that he was ever on the rails.

Sergio's Sweater > jimz 09/06/2017 at 18:43

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That would kinda cock over the real deal though....

jimz > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 09/06/2017 at 19:13

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yeah but I’m talking about what the sweater would say.

shpuker > Chariotoflove 09/07/2017 at 10:11

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You make a fair point